wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
Scully: Hmmm… I don’t think I’m cut out for this, Ellen.
Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI Academy. What better training could there be for motherhood? Seriously! You’re great with kids. What are you talking about?
Scully: When are we supposed to find the time?
Ellen: Well, first you have to get a life! And of course, it helps if you can find a man.
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We have a DEA chemist on the set. He taught us how to make methamphetamine, which is a very detailed process. I still have my notes. I didn’t want to learn about the back-alley process. I wanted to know how to make it perfectly, the absolute purest meth, and what equipment and chemicals to use, because that’s what my character does. So if I had to, I could make more than just meth; I could make really, really good meth. It has created a very healthy sideline for me if this acting thing ever stops working.
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why wasnt i a part of this
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY
what is this even from
THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT
WHAT IS THI S OMFG
but the real question is where can i watch this
this post gets me through everything
I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.
oh come one that blue ones not even tryign
the orange one isn’t even doing it right
the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying
I don’t even understand why this is so funny but I’m crying
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Amy Poehler attends the ‘They Came Together’ screening during theBAMcinemaFest 2014 at BAM Harvey Theater on June 23, 2014 in New York City.
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